You turned your gorgeous face into a banal Kardashian-adjacent doll-mask. It just isn't any good honey. It really says more about societal beauty standards that it does you.
Hym "Erin... Look... I don't kmow how to tell you this but... You face... Is literally perfect... Like, if you were to do a study on facial symmetry... And then you were to collect all of the data... And represent your face as a number... Your number... Would be insanely high... You feel me? I don't think you understand what you did just there... Ok. Let me put it this way... For you to even wear sunglasses... Is like taking a shit on the Mona Lisa. Like, you're objectively more attractive than the woman in the Mona Lisa... So, a painting of your face... Would just BE a better painting."
by Hym Iam March 08, 2024
For when one simply does not know the answer but proceeds to pretend that she knows while resorting to their good freind google
by deepeeee January 04, 2023
by AldiAOSCawcaw August 27, 2021
a really great girl, usually has a hot sister and likes the nickname poptart. boyfriends name if she has one will range anywhere from jack to jackson if you are a erin coykendall you have probly vaped at an illeagal age. you are pretty shy but really enjoy spending time with your boyfriend, she loves overly sized hoodies and doesnt care what others think about her
Will you be my valentine?
Will you be my valentine?
by fkarhacnkalgirx February 10, 2021
The most absolutely wonderful girl in the entire world, also very very beautiful, (sexy as fuck), has the sweetest heart in the whole wide universe, and she doesn’t know it but I love her ;) also she’s mine mine mine and only mine, nobody else’s
by Skin_trader435 March 26, 2018
Erin, my dear friend, epitomises the essence of a dragon fruit—exotic, vibrant, and nourishing.
The first striking similarity between Erin and a dragon fruit lies in her distinctiveness. Just as the dragon fruit stands out in any grocery store with its bright pink skin and green-tipped scales, Erin possesses an individuality that captivates everyone around her. She has an innate ability to engage people with her unconventional ideas and vibrant spirit, making every interaction memorable. Her uniqueness fosters an environment where creativity flourishes, allowing our friendship to thrive in ways that are both enriching and transformative.
The first striking similarity between Erin and a dragon fruit lies in her distinctiveness. Just as the dragon fruit stands out in any grocery store with its bright pink skin and green-tipped scales, Erin possesses an individuality that captivates everyone around her. She has an innate ability to engage people with her unconventional ideas and vibrant spirit, making every interaction memorable. Her uniqueness fosters an environment where creativity flourishes, allowing our friendship to thrive in ways that are both enriching and transformative.
Erin - fruit
Friend 1- “woah look at Erin she’s radiating confidence and colour rn”
Friend 2 “she’s such a dragonfruit!!”
Boy-“where can I take a bit into that fruit”
Friend 1- “woah look at Erin she’s radiating confidence and colour rn”
Friend 2 “she’s such a dragonfruit!!”
Boy-“where can I take a bit into that fruit”
by Strawberry frog 🥺❤️✨ January 02, 2025
by KorbeanPares March 28, 2022