emergency

what you text your bff when either

a) your date turned out to be a 50-year-old man
b) you don't have any more tampons and your's is leaking
c) something happened in your favorite show that is super traumatic

bff #1: OMG EMERGENCY
bff #2: OMG WHAT HAPPENED
bff #1: MY DATE THAT I MET ON TINDER IS 47 WITH 3 KIDS WHO ARE MY AGE!!
bff #2: wait so whats the issue...
bff #1: what do you mean HES A PERVERT
bff #2: and a potential sugar daddy...
bff #1: omg!! ur so right! john is going to be my new sugar daddy! thanks bestie

by theliteralbestpersontoeverexis August 5, 2021

emerghorncy

So horny, it is an emergency. English equivalent of the German “Notgeilheit”.

I had been hard for hours. It was an emerghorncy.

by Thingfishy August 8, 2021

emerance

bitchy, straightforward and direct. A person with many friends and many interests, usually sporty, but holds grudges. will make it clear they despise you even if there is no reason for them to do so. Gets pissed off at the slightest things, incredibly nice to some people and incredibly rude to others, just depends on their judgement of you. gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss I guess…

“Nobody could be as cool and pretty while also being a bitch like emerance effortlessly does”

by ✰ an irrelevant liar ✰ August 15, 2021

EMergen

A literal god that gives you divine punishment for not offering your foreskin to ur neighbors

Yesterday EMergen gave made me a league player for not offering my foreskin.

by *REeeeeeeEeee November 21, 2021

Emeric

Emeric is the cutest, most loving and finest dude you‘ll ever meet. He has a big heart and when he loves you he does it with his whole heart. Let‘s not forget that he has a great kind of humor and can make you laugh in any situation. He‘s also very pretty and hot. Not the tallest, but believe me when you see him it doesn’t matter.

P1: I am definitly going to marry Emeric, I want to have his kids!
P2: But you just met him... How can you be so sure??
P1: He‘s an Emeric

by nech789 November 21, 2021

Emerik

Emerik is a beautiful name for a boy.
He is strong,built like a greek god,smart and kind.
People who wear this name often have a great taste in music and a great style.
He also loves anime.
He has many talents and really should show them off more often.
Everyone wants to be him or to be with him,no other option.
He is different just like his name,he would prolly love some things that you never heard of and could talk about them for hours.
Please give this dude more attention.
In my life he has beautiful blue eyes that send butterflies straight to your stomach.

Have you seen what Emerik is wearing?
Yeah,he looks so good in that outfit.
Ikr.

by A girl who simps for you November 21, 2021

Emeriek

He has a very Unique name that makes all his qualities come out very well. A very hard working boy who had very High standards for himself, and pushes his friends and Colleagues to there best potential they can possibly become. Emeriek is very caring, giving, and protective. At times he may seem
Like a hard person to Break, and won’t Give a damn about others and yourself, but deep down he does, and all he wants to do is love you, and be there for you. Once he’s proven himself to you, and you him, he will do his best to always be a loyal friend. When he loves you, he’s fully committed to the relationship.

Bro Emeriek, what are you doing.

by Ulysses S Grant the third. November 21, 2021