National Hate Eli Day

May 16, a day where all Eli’s around the world should be hated, especially those named Eli Hodgson

“Hey it’s national Hate Eli Day, we should go make fun of Eli

by Abe Lincoln 3rd May 16, 2022

Eli

This kid says the most random stuff and it’s annoying as shit. He is also very good at basketball, but has a pretty weird taste in girls. Oh and I forgot to mention he is picky as fuck, he won’t even eat pepperoni pizza. He also does this annoying eye roll thing to make you feel bad for him if you tick him off enough.

Fuck Eli.

by Fuckhead444 November 5, 2020

Elie

The hottest woman in the world. Her proper title is “Mommy” and must always be used. Elie’s may appear small and inferior but they are very aggressive scary hot individuals. Every guy wants her, all girls want to be like her. They are queens of Passive aggressive. Also, they have horrible coffee taste, so if she likes a coffee you know right away it’s bad.

Anna: Hey Elie….
Elie: ummmmm sorry it seems you forgot how to properly approach me (stares aggressively)
(Anna gulps)

Anna: sorry, Mommy Elie

by mystify April 8, 2022

eli and marshy and mike

best friends youll ever meet in your lifes theyll always be here for you and always have your back, they can be scary but nice sometimes, mike really scares me, eli is a lucky charm, marshy is sooo funny and always makes me laugh >:).hope yall have a great nights,days,years!!!!

there a eli and marshy and mike

by lolitslux July 5, 2022

Elis

An emo girl who simps for a skeleton which comes from the game called “undertale” made by toby fox. She thinks she’s better then she actually is. She reacts to porn especially drawings by her friends like a five year old seeing a kissing scene.

Fruity: “being broken up with isn’t that bad”

Elis sans simp: “YOU DON’T KNOW MY PAIN!!!!! IM GOING BACK TO SANS!!!!”

by Hot dilfs in ur area June 21, 2021

Eli bee

A but of a predator to younger people around them. Even with their siblings. Eli bees are typically overweight with chubby cheeks and a backwards belly button. If you know an eli bee, then your life probably sucks.

Damn I really hate eli bees. So fat and annoying

by 34thousandPeople March 31, 2021

Eli Walk

When an Enchanter Support confidently struts into the enemy team like they’re a tank, defying all logic and HP bars. Should result in instant death—but somehow, only Eli gets away with it.

Bro, did you see that Eli Walk? She just Nami bubbled into the whole team like she's malphite R!!

by ARYYYYY February 4, 2025