I caught my brother deuce-diving his best man twenty minutes before he married his high school sweetheart.
by eosrising September 09, 2016
1) The condition of needing to relieve oneself through bowel movement. Having to take a shit.
2) In card games, hanging on to a '2' card, esp. Uno or Gin Rummy - it is a defensive strategy of game play to have only one remaining card of low value, or as in the case of Gnagno (Friulian card game), it is an offensive strategy to harbor it for late use in order to force a player to draw two unwanted cards.
3) The first album to be released by Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band in early 2013.
2) In card games, hanging on to a '2' card, esp. Uno or Gin Rummy - it is a defensive strategy of game play to have only one remaining card of low value, or as in the case of Gnagno (Friulian card game), it is an offensive strategy to harbor it for late use in order to force a player to draw two unwanted cards.
3) The first album to be released by Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band in early 2013.
1) "Dude are you okay? You seem a bit fidgety."
"The toilet is occupied, and I'm harboring a deuce!"
2) "What the fuck, you were harboring the double deuce?! That's four points for me!"
3) Have you heard that new shit from Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band called "Harboring a Deuce"? It's not as crappy as you'd expect from those constipated cats.
"The toilet is occupied, and I'm harboring a deuce!"
2) "What the fuck, you were harboring the double deuce?! That's four points for me!"
3) Have you heard that new shit from Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band called "Harboring a Deuce"? It's not as crappy as you'd expect from those constipated cats.
by botschaftler December 17, 2012
A small portion of fecal matter that remains stuck to the anus after defecation and cannot be expelled by normal methods of muscular contraction. Often a byproduct of excessive cheese consumption.
I thought I was in the clear, but I realized too late that I hadn't taken care of a dangling deuce and now my hand is covered in shit.
by fudgedragon November 17, 2010
by eosrising September 09, 2016
The act of stalling the running of a dungeon while playing World of Warcraft so you can go poo in real life.
"Hey guys, before we hit this next boss, I need to take a quick dungeon deuce"
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"where did *players name* go? He's been gone for a while now.."
"he must have gone to drop a dungeon deuce"
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"where did *players name* go? He's been gone for a while now.."
"he must have gone to drop a dungeon deuce"
by Kittyisgood April 29, 2010
The sphere and range of locations where one can take a deuce in any given area. The quality of a deuce sphere is determined through the number of locations that are clean enough, quiet enough, and provide a good deucemosphere for an individual. There are different ratings for the quality of a deuce sphere. The deuce sphere is a vital part of deucing in public places.
Guy 1: What part of town are you in?
Guy 2: I am in the north central part of the college campus
Guy 1: Ok youre deuce sphere rating is 8 and there are some prime locations for deucing available. I recommend you find a deucing sanctuary with a good deucemosphere.
Guy 2: I am in the north central part of the college campus
Guy 1: Ok youre deuce sphere rating is 8 and there are some prime locations for deucing available. I recommend you find a deucing sanctuary with a good deucemosphere.
by Fanfin September 29, 2014
When one takes a dump in the toilet but it is nowhere to be seen, also when wiping there is nothing there
Dude! I took a shit yesterday and there was nothing there!
That's what you call a ghost deuce my man.
I took the biggest ghost deuce the other day. I couldn't believe how clean that toilet was after I was done.
That's what you call a ghost deuce my man.
I took the biggest ghost deuce the other day. I couldn't believe how clean that toilet was after I was done.
by The6exo6rci6st April 25, 2014