"Hey, how are you feeling? Any better?"
"Yeah my nose isn't stuffed up but the deuce is on the loose, still."
"Yeah my nose isn't stuffed up but the deuce is on the loose, still."
by hiddendragon August 6, 2012
Get the The Deuce is on the Loosemug. by Samo Head June 18, 2008
Get the Deuce Broodsmug. Most often a bathroom stall, however, any room with a toilet and a working door may be considered a deuce cage.
by Fellow Goomba June 24, 2014
Get the deuce cagemug. A small portion of fecal matter that remains stuck to the anus after defecation and cannot be expelled by normal methods of muscular contraction. Often a byproduct of excessive cheese consumption.
I thought I was in the clear, but I realized too late that I hadn't taken care of a dangling deuce and now my hand is covered in shit.
by fudgedragon November 19, 2010
Get the dangling deucemug. When one takes a dump in the toilet but it is nowhere to be seen, also when wiping there is nothing there
Dude! I took a shit yesterday and there was nothing there!
That's what you call a ghost deuce my man.
I took the biggest ghost deuce the other day. I couldn't believe how clean that toilet was after I was done.
That's what you call a ghost deuce my man.
I took the biggest ghost deuce the other day. I couldn't believe how clean that toilet was after I was done.
by The6exo6rci6st April 29, 2014
Get the ghost deucemug. by bigfnjess April 23, 2014
Get the deuce delaymug. These words are said when something is really wrong or when someone says something really dumb or even when you don’t want to do something
by abe__world October 13, 2019
Get the Big deucemug.