dan depression

the feeling you get when you think about Daniel Howell and how cute and funny and smol he is. this feeling mostly comes from watching videos like Hello Internet, Butterfingers and Procrastination. side effects are a lot like Noah depression (sqealing, fangirling, crying, wanting to hug him, and last but not least, uwu). please take caution before watching Dan's old videos.

I'm getting Dan depression from rewatching Dan's old videos.

by dans future wife 123 July 23, 2018

Diet depression

When you are sad all the time but like not really depressed

Yeah I been having diet depression

by Cyclopspanda October 2, 2018

Optimistically Depressed

When one stays optimistic while being depressed (usually because of exams or work related projects that need to be done on or for the next day).

Joey says he doesn't care about passing his exams but we all know he's optimistically depressed.

by I no wrds June 6, 2018

depression time

The only acceptable time for a male to feel sad or depressed about something this lasts from either 1 am - 3 am or 2 am - 4 am.

Ay I need to wait until 2 before I start feeling sad coz then it's depression time

by AlphaShagga69 August 15, 2019

Birthweek Depression

The feeling that one might receive in the few days before their birthday; this feeling might include the urge to cornobble one’s friend after being wished a “happy birthday”. An overall wish to sit at home, isolated, while eating jars of Nutella with a spoon

“Why is she acting so bitchy?”
“Her birthday’s in two days; she’s in the midst of her birthweek depression”

by Reeeeeee433 September 9, 2019

depressed simp

vanti and gian

vanti and gian are depressed simps.

by pussy_luvver69 May 4, 2020

Depression Matrix

A series of clickbait thumbnails found at the end of an article on a webpage, generally taunting leaked pictures of celebrities, DIY cures for genetic diseases and simple recipes to become a millionaire (or whatever your browsing history says you're in lack of).

- Dude, what I don't get is how everybody else seems to be successfully navigating the vagaries of life while I remain eternally stuck in mediocrity.
- Don't tell me. You've been staring at a Depression Matrix again.

by Thomas Danger April 4, 2017