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A Dan moment

A Dan moment is when you do something incredibly dumb and it causes you to be the center of harsh jokes that never end.
"I think my leg just shrank!"
"Thats a Dan moment."
by YetiTrolling October 6, 2012
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Dan Lunch

A lunch "hour" that begins at roughly 10am and ends between 3pm and 4pm. Computer must be left running to give the appearance of presence at work. Leaving and returning must be done as secretly as possible to qualify.
"Where is Bill? I haven't seen him since this morning?"
Response "Yeah. I think he left around 10 and should be back around 3pm or so... He is taking a Dan Lunch."

"Too bad we can't go get drunk at lunch today, man!"
"No bra. It's cool. I'll just take a Dan Lunch. HAHAHA"
by Shakira Smith March 13, 2009
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dan mullen

A traitor that will leave you without saying goodbye.
Who left faster? Dan Mullen or my dad?
by Dan Mullen hater February 26, 2019
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Action Dan

A myspace phenomenon. Commonly found crusing around LA in some pimped out rides with his closest homies. An Action Dan is a rare but rewarding find. Known for their sense of humour and dashing good looks, Action Dan's are never short of mates. However, when they find one they like they are with them for a very long time. Action Dan's are never seen out without DEAD straight hair.
He's fit, hardly an action dan is he though.
by BECKI_[BBZ] [lolz] January 29, 2008
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dan mills

a retard who has a small penis
by steven911 March 19, 2014
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Dan-zeer

The act of a man named Dan, standing behind a bra-less woman, cupping her breasts & lifting gently...
The woman didn't like the way her boobs looked when she glanced in the mirror, then her main man Dan came up behind her, gently scooped her boobs in his hands, and said " Wow, is that a new Dan-zeer"?
by Gramma Momo October 24, 2011
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Dan Torens

A Moofy. Cow pup. Pay pig. A big loser. A pervert. A Sissysquirt. A chastity wearing cock lover.
Dan Torens is weak for big jugs. He’s such a “Dan Torens”. Moofy exposed.
by Bobbyboobear January 4, 2020
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