Dan Zermansky

1.(verb) A Dan Zermansky is a massive neek but he is actually quite funny. He has a massive jewfro and a tiny pe........ .....t dead spider. He is also a massive fan of the U.S.S.R

"hey man did you hear about the new kid at school?"
"Yeah apparently he is a real dan zermansky"
"oh I'll make sure to start up the russian revolution 2.0 with him"

by daffyduck420 May 04, 2020

Lieutenant Dan

A lap dance from a stripper that has absolutely no effect. The phenomenon can result from untalented strippers, ugly dancers, fat dancers, and/or overindulgence of booze.

I went to the champagne room with Kenya, but I was so drunk I paid $20 for a Lieutenant Dan.

by Little T mart December 09, 2016

Dan The Man

Dan The Man is a person called Daniel and he is supper good and amazing at everything!!

Friend 1: Hey! who’s that boy in our class called who is super good at everything?
Friend 2: Ohhh! you mean Dan The Man?!
Friend 1: Yeahhh!

by emogi_boy2468 June 16, 2020

Dan the man

A man, usually by the name of Dan, Daniel, Danny, who is know for his heroic acts.

Dan is the man whose most intelligent and all amazing. He’s practically a genius. Dan is the man with the plan.

That man, he’s a, “Dan the man.”

Wow, “Dan the man.”

by Goldenbarbii December 07, 2018

nodl dan

When you have to think of something, but you're too stupid (as a nice way to put it) to actually think.

A more idiotic version of the noodle dance

I had to nodl dan to think of a excuse for being late to school.

by Father Shuckle October 23, 2016

Dan Lunch

A lunch "hour" that begins at roughly 10am and ends between 3pm and 4pm. Computer must be left running to give the appearance of presence at work. Leaving and returning must be done as secretly as possible to qualify.

"Where is Bill? I haven't seen him since this morning?"
Response "Yeah. I think he left around 10 and should be back around 3pm or so... He is taking a Dan Lunch."

"Too bad we can't go get drunk at lunch today, man!"
"No bra. It's cool. I'll just take a Dan Lunch. HAHAHA"

by Shakira Smith March 13, 2009

Action Dan

A myspace phenomenon. Commonly found crusing around LA in some pimped out rides with his closest homies. An Action Dan is a rare but rewarding find. Known for their sense of humour and dashing good looks, Action Dan's are never short of mates. However, when they find one they like they are with them for a very long time. Action Dan's are never seen out without DEAD straight hair.

He's fit, hardly an action dan is he though.

by BECKI_[BBZ] [lolz] January 27, 2008