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Cunt-a-leezza Rice

Who that respectable Black yes-woman becomes in the boudoir. Watch out, Tiger. Grrrrrr!
After an hour and a half of listening to Cunt-a-leezza Rice's incessant screaming, I plugged up her pie hole with my wide white wand. Oh yeah!!
by republican horndog :-p December 2, 2004
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cuntadelic

An adjective describing a cunt-act that not only slaps you on the face, but yanks down your pants and buggers you mercilessly with a cricket bat as well. It introduces entirely new and original dimensions of cuntery into an already nasty cunt-like thing/person/act.
Hey did you see that post trAse made about me on itm? Fucking cuntadelic man. TOTALLY CUNTADELIC.
by becy December 27, 2004
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cuntastic

Definition If you think cunt is derogatory: Term used when someone is being bitchier than usual. Someone going out of their way to be a super bitch
Definition non-derogatory: a chick with a fantastic bedroom performance. A chick with Bomb pussy. An Awesome person.

(The way i see it, cunt should not be considered derogatory anymore. If you think about it, it never should have been considered bad. A Cunt is a vagina, and vaginas are really good, beautiful, and magical things. So being a cunt should be positive not negative)
Derogatory: you are being a super cuntastic bitch right now.

What's up with your cuntastic attitude today?

Non-derogatory:

that chicks pussy is super cuntastic!
your cuntastic!
by ghettoprincess562 July 4, 2015
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cuntable

Something or someone thats really fucking annoying to the point it really pisses you off.
I had such a cuntable day at work today thank fk its done for another day.
How was your chat with the boss?
Cuntable hes such a dick
by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016
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Liquid contacts

Blowing a load in a girls eye so it makes her eye lashes stick together.
"Wow I gave that girl liquid contacts, and now she can't see.
by Englewood August 7, 2006
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eye contact limbo

when two people are talking but there's no way to go around them so you tend to duck so as to not obstruct their eye contact.
Jack and Jill were in the hallway having a conversation and I didnt want to walk in between them but had to luckily I was able to play some eye contact limbo.
by SusieQ63 October 22, 2010
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contacts

The most annoying and painfull thing on the planet. You practically poke your eye our just to get them in, then 12 hours later you have to get them out of your bloodshot eyes. Major pain in the ass.

Yet I perfer them over glasses.
AHH!!! Stupid #$^%$@&@ contacts!!!! That mofo just fell off my eye!
by I'm bitchy give me chocolate December 28, 2006
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