crusty blood muffin

When the anal cavity is penetrated with such viciousness that it pulls the rectal out; creating a hemroid that resembles the top of a muffin that is bloody and crusty with semen.

Mahyn, I just got the worst crusty blood muffin.

by Jamoocaba February 05, 2010

Crusty Fishhook

When you put one or more fingers up a girls pussy which is dry and crusty, and hook your finger resembling a fishhook and take it out and put the crusty shit in your mouth

Before i fucked her i gave her a Crusty Fishhook and i almost threw up when i put my finger in my mouth!

by Yankit101 June 23, 2009

crusty ass bitch

a nasty slut bitch that doesn't bath. one who fucks any thing that sits still long enough.

billys' mom is a crusty ass bitch

by scotty carr May 01, 2003

Crusty Skunk Mung

Dried up mung from a skunk.

Man, he looks like a pile of crusty skunk mung.

by WaFul November 08, 2006

crusty jack rag

a rag used to catch your load that hasn't been washed in a while.

my little daughter came in to the room holding my crusty jack rag.

by texliam May 01, 2007

Crusty po

A crusty po is when you creampie a girl and wait for it to dry then start fucking then again. No one does a better crusty po than owen

Example. "Stacy , chad wanted to give me crusty po to night.

by Love you all except I don't June 18, 2019

Crusty jizz sock

When your brother Bret whacks his pecker in your black nike sock then leaves it in your room for you to see

I found a crusty jizz sock under bret’s Bed

by Chris Fleming September 16, 2019