[Chris Crocker]

A faggish attention whore tranny boy who only cares about an unfit mother rather to care about starving children in Africa dying every 3 seconds.
My teachers hate him so much that they banned us from seeing videos of him in school! He is just a 20 year old loser who still lives with his grandparents. Don't they ever stop and think "What is our grandson doing in our basement"?
My mother hates this guy so much that she turned to me and asked "Is that a man or a woman". I said "A boy/girl".
This dude thinks that he is a woman!

This, everyone is an example of why kids should not do drugs

Chris Crocker(looking like a tranny) : Alright, yall don't be knowin' tha jam, so this is da jam, right hairstyle!

(dances to Danity Kane's "Damage" in a faggish way, singing horribly trying to take off his clothes)

Chris Crocker : Danity Kane Damaged.

by lill keke June 14, 2008

crochtecular

the region of the body around or lower than the croch; around the croch; pertaining to the croch

When the hot coffee was poured on his crochtecular region he screamed in agony.

by Jake Nicholas November 9, 2005

crock pot

the best person in the whole wide world they are so nice with dark brown hair and short.

woah crock pot is lookin hella fresh today

by fettyfarmer679 May 18, 2016

Crochet

1) Directionless meandering; to walk or otherwise transport about without destination.

Every day between 3 and 4 PM one can spot Mitch crocheting about campus.

by Mitch Hansen April 14, 2006

Crock

Spelled "CROQUE"; Word of French origin, meaning "bite of"

What a Croque(bite)of shit!

by Zacrobtho May 9, 2005

Crock

Slang for a penis; crotch + cock

Anyone would feel insignificant if they compared their crock to the empire state building...except for me.

by MrAmazingful July 16, 2011

croc shoes

Crocs are shoes that almost everyone hates :) most of the population hates them but they are still on sale :) no one buys them only my dad

Man1: croc shoes sucks
Man2: yes

by Sapphire >3< May 23, 2021