A cougar tube is the dick of a man that is 10 years younger than a specific woman that is 40 and over.
by Leftcoast3333 September 6, 2016
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Get the Cougar bait mug.A naive, and i mean unknowing naive (a guy whose never heard of cugars) young male between the age of 18 and 22 (Yes a potential cub) used as sacrifical lamb. This guy is :
*thrown on or off a dance floor or a isolated spot of the floor,
* thrown in a corner table of a singles bar,
*Thrown to a pack of cougars
To lure cougars away
Or
To lure cougars to you
*thrown on or off a dance floor or a isolated spot of the floor,
* thrown in a corner table of a singles bar,
*Thrown to a pack of cougars
To lure cougars away
Or
To lure cougars to you
The guys threw there cougar lure to the back of the dance floor and every cougar danced over to meet him, leaving the cute coeds for the rest.
by Theamazinggeek May 6, 2018
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Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.
by Hookname December 4, 2020
Get the Captain cougar mug.Jimmy: "Timmy's mum has a fat ass and a nice rack, she's going clubbing tonight to find a young man, she's a MILF on a mission!"
Blake: "Isn't that just a Cougar?"
Blake: "Isn't that just a Cougar?"
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Get the cougar mug.The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of their partner, then sits in it and slides back and forth, while screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer
Mahonri had broken the honor code and then fell asleep on the couch, so Hyrum gave him cougar tracks to teach him a lesson.
by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021
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