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CosmicX

When you fumble to impress a bitch by comparing her to the nerdiest shit ever. Typically used by males with low sperm count, who use it as either an intimidation tactic, or a strange compliment. It's unknown what exactly it means, the name may be a pun of sounding like a rocket-shaped penis, this is supported by being accompanied by the phrase "blasting off" in some places, and has been the star of shitty fake home videos.

It's unknown why soyboys tend to use this word, as absolutely no one would find it attractive in any meaningful capacity, but many presumably try anyway. Early uses appeared on the incel site 4chan, the earliest source is an anon who completely unironically called himself "Doog, Harnesser of CosmicX, Blaster of Babes" but it is likely to have originated earlier.

Being called a CosmicX references the earlier half of this definition, meaning you have fumbled to impress someone by being just too nerdy.
"Those boobs made me CosmicX, blasting off, if you know what i mean."
"What the fuck? Kyle was better!! I'm leaving you."
by Joshua James Ward April 15, 2023
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cosmicbrowniecore

A TikTok account that posts a png of a cosmic brownie in front of an aesthetic image.
cosmicbrowniecore posted a very relatable TikTok. I love this account!
by sultryjellyfish August 14, 2023
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CosmicsMindset

Content Creator/Streamer who also goes by “Cosmic.”
“Have you heard of CosmicsMindset? He’s Him.”
by cosmicsmindset December 14, 2023
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CosmicMouse

Mouse of Cosmosis. Visit r/cosmicmouse for more information
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by Milboomial January 27, 2024
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CosmicsMindset

A streamer/content creator who is extremely entertaining and is also extremely skilled at video games
“CosmicsMindset is the GOAT of streamers.”
by DefinitelyNotCosmic February 20, 2024
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cosmicalastral

a male femboy furry who loves men
"dude i love men"
"wow i never knew you're cosmicalastral"
by leaderr March 23, 2024
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cosmicalastral

male femboy furry who loves men
"dude i think i like men"
"woah i didn't know you're cosmicalastral"
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