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Did you see Darren's curry he brought into the office? It was such a corporate curry.
Did you see Darren's curry he brought into the office? It was such a corporate curry.
by vino pate February 12, 2026
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Where retail stores look to heavily profit off of holidays by pushing fast and longer agendas for placing out products/merchandise.
Where retail stores look to heavily profit off of holidays by pushing fast and longer agendas for placing out products/merchandise.
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*Walking inside of walmart* holy sh!t the valentine’s day stuff is already out, but it’s december 26th?!
Stores skipping over Thanksgiving and pushing out christmas stuff right after October/Halloween
*Walking inside of walmart* holy sh!t the valentine’s day stuff is already out, but it’s december 26th?!
Stores skipping over Thanksgiving and pushing out christmas stuff right after October/Halloween
by The goat life February 13, 2026
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Distinguished from ordinary bad management by its deniability architecture: each individual action looks defensible on paper, but the aggregate pattern functions as a systematic intimidation regime. The coercion hides in plain sight because it's dressed in process language.
Borrows the intimidation-and-coercion logic from federal terrorism law (18 U.S.C. § 2331) but substitutes economic threats for violence, career destruction for physical danger, and procedural legitimacy for secrecy. The employee isn't afraid of being hurt — they're afraid of being destroyed financially, professionally, and reputationally, and that fear is enough to override any rational attempt at self-advocacy.
Distinguished from ordinary bad management by its deniability architecture: each individual action looks defensible on paper, but the aggregate pattern functions as a systematic intimidation regime. The coercion hides in plain sight because it's dressed in process language.
Borrows the intimidation-and-coercion logic from federal terrorism law (18 U.S.C. § 2331) but substitutes economic threats for violence, career destruction for physical danger, and procedural legitimacy for secrecy. The employee isn't afraid of being hurt — they're afraid of being destroyed financially, professionally, and reputationally, and that fear is enough to override any rational attempt at self-advocacy.
"I filed for an ADA accommodation and two weeks later got a PIP I'd never been warned about, then got told if I didn't accept an assignment 90 miles away with no reimbursement guarantee I'd be terminated for 'job abandonment.' Every email from HR sounds perfectly reasonable until you realize the only options they give you are submit or get fired. That's corporate civil terrorism — they don't need to threaten you with anything but paper."
by corporate activist February 26, 2026
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