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'smokey bacon' complex

The unwavering guilt of maintaining a vegetarian diet while simultaneously possessing a magnetic attraction to the consumption of the 'smokey bacon' variety of chip flavors.
"I always feel like people are judging me at the grocery store and when I buy meat-flavored chips; it's as if they know all my soy and fresh vegetable products are all lies. It's then that I remember no one gives a flying fuck what kind of chips I buy, and this is just my 'smokey bacon' complex talking."
by MshrmMiKE October 19, 2011
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Bruce Jenner complex

The idea that a man feels hesitant about their gender status and demonstrate it through cross-dressing, speaking in an effeminate voice, and if taken seriously, making the decision to have a sex change. Named after Bruce Jenner, former 1976 Olympics decathlon champion who came out as a transgender woman in 2015.
"Bobby, what are you doing with all of Peggy's makeup?" - Hank Hill

"I'm playing pretend. I sometimes wonder what it's like to be a girl." - Bobby Hill

"Oh dear. I'm just now realizing you have a Bruce Jenner complex." - Hank Hill
by RyanMcCarthy July 25, 2015
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“I feel like such a sentinel today! Bouncing that wall is wearing me out of bounds!”
“TRULYTRUE TRUE, I agree with you completely absolutely and I agree with your perspective.”
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complete dick

I'm not a partial dick I'm a complete dick
by Jasper-Sasha June 25, 2016
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Columbus Complex

A man's stubbornness to ask for directions, even when he has no idea where he is.

Derives from the story of Christopher Columbus, whose wife would nag in his ear for him to ask for the quickest way to India.
Woman: We've passed that gas station twice already. Overcome your Columbus Complex and ask for directions.
Man: No, I know exactly where we are.
by thebetterfriend2 September 30, 2010
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Complete rubbish

An emphasized version of rubbish. This could be one of several things:

- A statement that is, in fact, utter nonsense
- Garbage with all of its parts intact
- What people say on Twitter
You're talking complete rubbish.

99% of material published on Twitter
100% of material published on Wikipedia
0.0054% of material published on Urban Dictionary
by YouLookLikeDarthVader August 27, 2009
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completed it mate

line from the Imbetweners where Jay tells Neil in a DVD // CD // Video Game store that he has "completed it mate" when Neil choses several items from the store.
James Buckley has Shrek's finger in his nose.

Yeah I had his finger in my bum, completed it mate
by Silly Spoon June 1, 2018
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