Catholic Martin

He has knowledge of demons, corny, he calls his girlfriend. He is religious, but not in a bad way, he's one of the good ones. His faith gives you faith. He wears glasses sometimes. He can't cook, but he can clean.

Catholic Martin, why are you gae?

by Deejohn September 3, 2023

Catholic Cathedral

Sex role play where the women plays Quasimodo and the man plays his bells. Quasimodo pulls on the man’s balls like the cord of the bells and the man makes noise.

Frollo “ Quasi i heard your bells scream all night. I’m done with this Catholic Cathedral.”

by Csprings May 31, 2023

Catholic Steamer

When you go on a long run, and don't quite make it home in time to use the bathroom, so you take a nice shit in the parking lot of a Catholic Church

I left a Catholic Steamer after a long run. Sorry Father John

by Spicymeatball06 August 11, 2024

Catholic Bagel

The face that the alter boy makes after he is finished giving the priest a blowjob.

As Father Jones pulled out of little Paul's mouth, he displayed the Catholic Bagel for all to see.

by #VaticanCity October 7, 2023

Catholic Soda

Beer

Think I am going to head down to the parish festival and crush a couple Catholic sodas tonight.

by PeterSandwich October 13, 2023

catholic sweater

When a hairy man covers another person in something sticky, typically hot fudge or honey, presses themselves against their body, then pulls back leaving a layer of hair stuck to the other person. Said person now has a 'catholic sweater.'

Me and Anthony were doing food stuff in bed the other night and he accidentally gave me a catholic sweater.

by Unagamer December 14, 2023

Catholic condom

Special typical condoms representing any Catholic person who doesn't want to be in onanist.
Condoms come with a predetermined hole somewhere in their construction. So you know you're using a condom, but, with God's assistance the hole will do its job.
The job of a Catholic condom is to assure the individual will not be seen as an Onanist in the eyes of God.

The Olympic Committee has decided to stop The intimacy ban at the 2024 Olympics by giving out 3 million free Catholic condoms to the Olympians to keep the nearby Pope at peace.

by Purinse March 19, 2024