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no care-ified

A person in a state of not-caring, as in not giving a damn, doing things half-ass, and not thinking twice about consequences or what other people might think or feel about it. Also describes someone who does not take the time to be careful.

(No = not + care-ified = caring) = Not caring.

Usually is derogatory, said as an insult to a person who appears careless, lazy, selfish, rude, or just doesn't care. Is often preceded and followed by other expletives when used to describe an offending person.

Can be used to describe a person, an action or behavior, or something said, that is offensive in some way.
Dude #1: *hits car while trying to parallel park huge truck in small spot while buzzed* "Oops!"

Dude #2 whose car got hit: "Damn you no care-ified bastard!"

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"Dude, what Doug said was so insensitive. That was really no care-ified."

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"Dressing like a bum to Ned's big party would be really no care-ified."
by Jaester January 17, 2009
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care-ified

A person in a state of caring, as in being careful or caring for or about something or someone. Implies that they care a lot.

Could be a compliment or criticism.
"Susie taking care of Jack while he's sick makes her just about the most care-ified person I know!"

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"Mark is way too obsessed with his Mustang. It's kind of sick how over care-ified he is."

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"John is being way too care-ified about Jillian. He's in way over his head."
by Jae B. January 17, 2009
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care bear hughes

the most beautiful sexy goddess anyone will ever encounter in their entire life. everything she does is beautiful and turns everyone on. she is such a graceful sublime being. to be compared to her is the most supreme compliment. there is not a single person that does not want to make love to her.
greg: i had sex with a care bear hughes and i saw stars and then an apparition of jesus.
by baby g big c $$$ February 1, 2009
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South African Care Package

Someone shits,pisses, and jizzes in a bottle. After that you empty the infested bottle on someone's face.
If you fall asleep first expect a South African Care Package
by PoonSlayer_8--- March 9, 2014
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care bear breath

When your mouth smells like feces, and you use a piece of peppermint to try and freshen it. This combination births the outcome of someone caring to respect another person, but fails horribly because now the breath attacks like a bear. R.I.P
Bro, you chillin with that care bear breath again.
by Kskeet November 5, 2014
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serial caring

When you care so much, you have to kill someone.
"Oh, I'm not a murderer, I'm serial caring!"
by jetemelie November 12, 2014
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Care Bear Share

When the most sexually appealing person in the room is passed around, like a joint, to every other person. When one of the participants has the point person they are given exactly 30 seconds of "play time" before they must share with their friends. Game only works if full consent is given by all parties.
Dude, that Care Bear Share really fulfilled me; both in an elementary school morals way and a sexual way.
by vapper8375 April 7, 2015
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