Under the can

To stealthily pass a baggie of drugs to your friend, especially cocaine.

Barry: "under the can, jimmy"
Jimmy: "sound"

by testicheese January 10, 2020

shit the can

When you fuck up but your fuck up was somehow the right thing to do. Similar to the term shit the bed but you’re shitting in a can where it’s okay to shit.

“I walked their dog at the wrong time but if I’d done it at the right time, it would have been raining too hard to take him out.”
“Wow, you really shit the can on that one”
“I know, I’m so lucky!”

by Jerzeeshoorhan February 24, 2020

Canned Coochie

The act of being of being so sex deprived that you make a coochie, using a can.
What the hand can't, the can can.

Damn, would you like to try out my canned Coochie, coochie in a can.

by Dr. E.D. April 4, 2022

Tommy Cans

Tommy cans is the man for when you’re skagging balls at 6 am sipping your last warm can, dying for the offy’s to open but can’t wait that long. Give him a call and he’ll be at your doorstep in 10 mins with a 24 pack of prasky. He never fails to deliever with a smile. He truly is a walking god

‘Aw man this is my last can’
‘Don’t worry man, Tommy cans is on the way’

by Spaoibh September 28, 2021

Cram Canning

When you try and fit more then one dong/meatsicle/ramming rod into a chick's butthole at the same time, also known as the Brothers with no Shame".

Dude: let's cram can that girl.
Dude 2: this is me agreeing.

-later-

Bitch: OH GOD YES,CRAM THAT CAN!!!! UHHN UHHN UHHHNNNNN.
Dude: I am glad we cram canned this girl.
Dude 2: I am currently cram canning, Dude. Please don't look me in the eyes.

by MBC/Hubbard April 2, 2010

tool can

A complete tool. On the levels on toolness, becoming a 'tool can' is the ultimate highest. If this is in your name, nickname, or something that people just call you; you are most likely a tool for life.

a. That person was a complete tool can.

b. Yeah, we should call them tool can tan.

by d758595c January 30, 2010

Dookie Can

a can with a big smelly dookie in it

"Hey, can I have a taste of that dookie can?"
"Sure bro, this dookie can is nice, hot and fresh!"

by poopooheadhahahah June 12, 2020