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Canada's History

A sexual act involving many articles relative to the country of Canada, now the title of a popular Canadian magazine(aka. the Beaver.) To preform said act one must first gauge a woman's vagina out with a large dildo carved from a moose's horn. One then fills the woman's vagina with as much maple syrup as possible and proceeds to have intercourse. After ejaculation into the maple syrup filled vagina one pours out the maple syrup out onto a bed of snow in the bowl of the Stanley Cup. Now one can enjoy a tasty treat by eating the cold maple syrup traditionally with a flat wooden stick (sharing said treat with the woman is optional.)
I did a Canada's History on your mom last night.
by Exail February 5, 2010
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A sex act that is too discusting for broadcast on network television.

It can also be likened to female anatomy or furry woodland creature (beaver).
I asked her to perform Canada's History, so she asked her sister to join us.
by ColbertReportFan February 4, 2010
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"Canada's History is cold, and not very protective from harsh elements. We should get a new one."
by Dan-was-here February 5, 2010
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Canada's history? There's a such thing?!?
by Nicaraguan Thunder February 4, 2010
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A sex act only successfully performed once by Steven Colbert with Barbara Streisand's nose and lots of baby powder.
Yeah, he Canada's history -'d her REAL good!
by TheWorkman February 4, 2010
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(noun) - A sexual act invlovling two hermaphrodites, a Stanley cup, maple syrup, and antlers. An act originating in Montreal, just in view of Sarah Palin's home, each hermaphrodite lubes the other with maple syrup. One then stuffs a stanley cup into the other's vagina. The other then stuffs antlers into the first's vagina. After doing this, the hermaphrodites insert their male members into the other's female parts.
Guy one: Did you check out twohermaphroditesonestanleycuponeantler.com?
Guy two: Seen it before. It's just a Canada's history.
by Stephen T. Colbert February 4, 2010
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Once Canada failed to suck off Florida because not enough Viagra was used.
Did you hear that Shiela got all sloppy on Cody?
Yeah... she reenacted Canada's History.
by bowmand19852 February 4, 2010
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