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Crystal glen

Crystal Glen is when a man lets his cum harden on a woman's chest after morning sex leaving crystals of seman
Man I gave my girl a good Crystal Glen this morning she has no appreciation of the things I do for her.
by TroubledMD December 11, 2024
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crystal light

Crystal light is the process of taking crystal light and shoving it inside of your asshole. Then you start creaming out of your butthole and the cream is flavored and you start boxing it up and shipping it out to people labeled as flavored whipped cream.
I made some crystal light today and I made lots of money.
by Yahoones February 13, 2023
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crystal chambers

Crystal chambers is usually the name given to people who resemble pigeons.

There is no direct link between the name and the animal/person, however, the animal usually resembles a pigeon or poodle hybrid.
Oh my god, that's a right Crystal chambers there.
by Bydjm07 March 9, 2024
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Crystal Queer

(Noun) A gritty term for straight men who only gay sex while high on drugs, leaving their wild persona behind but often taking home unwanted souvenirs like STDs from their escapades.
He turns into a crystal queer while partying, living it up until dawn, only to return to reality with a couple of regrets and STDs he picked up along the way.
by gdiz916 July 21, 2025
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Piss crystals

A synonym for meth because meth can be yellow and look like as if urine was a crystal
Used like - Thats some good piss crystals man.
by Big schlong No March 28, 2021
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Crystal

by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Crystal

Crystal is a funny, calm girl. She probably is dating Malakai, and likes stuffed white bears named Puffy. She loves sports, especially softball.
"Crystal is like in love with Mal!"
"Where is Crystal??"
by JayBird-Jamie March 30, 2022
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