crap dumping

When someone in a position above you at work gives you an assignment to do that is technically their job, but it's such a crappy task they don't want to do it so it's passed on to you.
"I have to work late, my boss crap dumped a bunch of paperwork on me."

"I'd like my job more if everyone would stop crap dumping on me."
by clem7632 June 23, 2008
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Whatever and crap

When someone is unable to complete their sentence or bring across his point, whatever and crap or whatever and shit is substituted to complete the sentence.
Like I said before man whatever and crap
Downstairs looks dirty whatever and shit”
by Telemachus the shepphard November 15, 2019
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Crap Tickets

Dude. I sat down to take a massive dump at Dodger stadium and realized after I had mudbutt that there were no crap tickets.
by DoNotCorner July 09, 2010
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crap sac

A person who sucks at life and not s absolutely terrible at trials of Osiris in destiny.
Shaxie says to Metro," Hey crap sac get Rez."
by L1g3tKing21 May 04, 2017
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snap crap

When you are snapchatting on the toilet while pooping. The snaps you send are call "snap craps"
by queenlady May 30, 2015
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Crap-Lagged

When lag occurs due to heavy downloading of needless crap on your computer. May be from downloading too many videos, games, music,and never deleting any.
Dude, Stop downloading all that stuff on your computer or it will be crap-lagged.
by Liberate March 15, 2009
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Crap smear

The anal swab you do at the clinic, like a pap smear, but instead involves inserting a sterile cotton swab into your lower fun zone.
I got a crap smear last night and it still hurts.
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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