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Cougar

An older whore...erm, woman whom preys on the souls of younger men. Cougars usually consist of women between the ages of 32 and 45 who are usually found lurking around in the suburbs or down the street from your house getting ready for bed while you watch with a pair of binoculars or a telascope if you are a pirate.
DAYUM! That cougar was totally checking me out!
by IceCreamManFromHell August 4, 2010
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Cougar

Be weary of older men with ponytails and tight jean shorts, often wearing golden chains they are the biggest cougar offenders.
by 'The Enlightener' August 6, 2008
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Cougar

An older black african man in africa who dates and marries much younger women. The african version of the western female cougar.
Black african males have a long history and track record for dating and marrying much younger people and isnt just some johnny come lately "cougar" like white women.
"black men cougars in africa have it much better than white female cougars in america. White female cougars date younger people and then get dumped for younger women. Black male cougars in africa often have multiple wives 15-45 years younger than them."
by flesko June 29, 2008
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cougar wound

Any scar or open wound in the shape of a sratch from any of the large cats. Normally obtained by dumping a moped and being burnt by the motor.
Did you see bones'leg? He told me that he was riding his moped when a cougar chased him. He was able to kick it in the face to stop it but not before he took a serious slash.
That's bullshit man. He got that cougar wound when he ate shit at Seymour Ducks?
by phatbones January 13, 2005
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cougar piggy

An ironic term used to refer to a particularly attractive girl in her early 20s.
by rileymitch May 21, 2009
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Cougar

adj. Means anything you want it to. You can use it as a substitute for any of your favorite insults or cursewords, without the person your insulting having any idea of what your actually calling them out on. Often used to describe a person who's a tool.

A gougar is a goofy cougar.
1. Chris ate all the fig newtons, what a cougar.
2. Andy likes men...that cougar!
by Little Brian September 5, 2008
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The Cougar

The Cougar is a part spirit, part machine and is not to be mistaken with the prowler in Halo 3. The Cougar is normally a solitary being, but if prevoked, it will unleash its fury. It will stalk it' s prey and then attack without mercy..... The Cougar can easily slide over any terrain and attack any unsespecting victim. Few have seen the Cougar and lived to tell the tale.
Spartan:"AHH, The COUGAR!!!" BAM....(dead on floor)
by James Marcopolo March 17, 2008
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