Christopher

Christopher is a lover and she loves the girl Theresa because she is beautiful inside and out and she has the cutest laughter and she is very short

Christopher loves Theresa because she is beautiful and cute and sweet and thoughtful.

by Sjkdbdjdn June 9, 2019

Christerbate

The act of masterbating using your own tears as lubrication, whilst thinking about your saviour.

Phrase coined by the Brotherwood of the Machine

I was so sad last night that I had to Christerbate myself to sleep.

by Gilfirkin - BoM July 19, 2019

Christopher

he's so sexy like dude he is so cool. He also will always be there for you. He also likes chicken nuggets.

Dude Christopher is so sexy.

by Willam M. Buttlicker October 14, 2019

christopher vasallo

The Owner of Haiti

So he’s the new Christopher Vasallo

by Chis Vaseline October 28, 2019

Christopher Livingstone Eubank

Can be used as a pronoun to describe an avid dancer, someone with a bizarre obsession for 'How You Like Me Now?' by 'The Heavy' or someone who knows facts about the flight pattern of a Bumblebee.

Skip: *dances*
Skip: "How you like me now?"
Shannon: "You're such a Christopher Livingstone Eubank."

by LivingstoneEubank November 13, 2019

CHRISTOPHER MARBEANEZ

A CHRISTOPHER MARBEANEZ IS WHEN YOU TAKE A NASTY ASS FART AND YOU KILL THE WORLD WITH IT

Yo bro I think ima take a Christopher MARBEANEZ

by CHRISTOPHER MARBEANEZ November 15, 2019

Christopher

He is a 13 year old boy and he likes o brag about everything especially sports

Christopher likes to brag a lot

by Averie wood November 21, 2019