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by No u 69 May 31, 2018

A complete tool. On the levels on toolness, becoming a 'tool can' is the ultimate highest. If this is in your name, nickname, or something that people just call you; you are most likely a tool for life.
by d758595c January 30, 2010

1. Two croissants in a metal can, a delicacy of the white people.
2. An exclamation used in the most out of pocket times.
2. An exclamation used in the most out of pocket times.
by Cornnnnnnn September 4, 2023

A Can Fairy is a not so mythical creature that comes and cleans up any of your empties that found their way onto your lawn, into the street, and in some cases even cans that are on your porch. The Can Fairy is usually homeless but occasionally can be a normal person just doing community service.
Before leaving for the bars we all shotgunned beers and left them in the yard, when we got back we saw that the Can Fairy had been through.
I think I heard the Can Fairy come this morning.
I think I heard the Can Fairy come this morning.
by Swagcityyolo October 21, 2013

An Australian expression for drinking beer. It usually refers to consuming packaged beer away from licensed premises, typically at home or a barbecue. Other types of alcohol are not usually consumed when one is “getting on the cans”.
Well mate, I knock off at 4pm and it’s a quick drive home, so I’ll be getting on the cans by 5pm at the very latest!
by The Regal Hyena October 28, 2023
