Wet burrito

Another term for a blowjob

Yo, did you hear Sarah gave Matt a wet burrito in the stairwell

by DirtyJersey99 October 26, 2016

Naked Burrito

When you eat a burrito naked in a closet and cry because your life sucks

P1- what did you do last night

P2- just pulled a naked burrito

by Xtremecows July 18, 2016

Burrito buns

Getting butted slammed, without your knowledge or consent. (Poked in the ass.)

This one time, Swappy passed out in a rest area on his way back from boringham. When he woke up he said his ass hurt. He couldn't sit down for like a week. I think he was hit by Burrito buns

by Reverend March 25, 2004

double burrito

When one burrito simply isn't enough to fill the large urge you have to devour burritos.

Or when wrapped up in a blanket to resemble a human burrito and someone wishes to join in on the cuddling, making it a double burrito.

Boy- Man, I'm so toasty in my blanket. I'm a human burrito!
Girl- That looks comfy and I'm kinda chilly. Can I join your burrito?
Boy- Of course! Double burrito is best burrito!

by KawaiiKaley December 27, 2015

Burrito-bifeda

When a burrito you eat is so voluminous that is causes back discomfort. Burrito size has been linked to internal organ shift, to the point that the spine is misaligned because of it.

Created by Erick and Blake

God that burrito from Chipotle was so big it gave me burrito-bifeda!

by LaEnana January 10, 2011

New York Burrito

the sexual act of a male defecating into his female partner's vagina.

Because Eric didn't feel right about taking a dump into a woman's cooter, the thought of a New York Burrito did not appeal to him.

by JoFo February 15, 2006

New York Burrito

The sexual act of pooping in a woman's vagina.

Because Eric didn't like the idea of shitting in a woman's vagina, the thought of a New York Burrito appalled him.

by Jo Fo May 02, 2006