Wet burrito

Another term for a blowjob

Yo, did you hear Sarah gave Matt a wet burrito in the stairwell

by DirtyJersey99 October 26, 2016

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burrito sniffer

A young hippie who has just been accepted into a tribe of variable people.
to be a burrito sniffer you must fit the description below
long blonde hair
single
magical earings
royalty of somesort

It can also mean a female who sniffs asian/back people for money.

boy: did u hear about that burrito sniffer?
therapist: yeah apparently she joined the cracjkheaad tribe
boy: wiered i thought she would join mine?

Boy: didyou hear about the new burito sniffer in town?
therapist:Yeah she sniffed my burrito just the right way!
boy: i wish i was black

by a true hippie November 26, 2010

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Burrito-bifeda

When a burrito you eat is so voluminous that is causes back discomfort. Burrito size has been linked to internal organ shift, to the point that the spine is misaligned because of it.

Created by Erick and Blake

God that burrito from Chipotle was so big it gave me burrito-bifeda!

by LaEnana January 11, 2011

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Naked Burrito

When you eat a burrito naked in a closet and cry because your life sucks

P1- what did you do last night

P2- just pulled a naked burrito

by Xtremecows July 17, 2016

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double burrito

When one burrito simply isn't enough to fill the large urge you have to devour burritos.

Or when wrapped up in a blanket to resemble a human burrito and someone wishes to join in on the cuddling, making it a double burrito.

Boy- Man, I'm so toasty in my blanket. I'm a human burrito!
Girl- That looks comfy and I'm kinda chilly. Can I join your burrito?
Boy- Of course! Double burrito is best burrito!

by KawaiiKaley April 5, 2016

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