ass-mangled

1. (verb) to be shown up in a event you thought you were good at so bad it were as if your ass had been mangled
2. (adj.) to have the apperance of being ass-mangled

"Dude thats the seventh time you lost. I thought you said you were good at Madden."
"I am."
"Apparently not because your getting ass-mangled."

by Ryan Pound October 15, 2008

Tunnel Ass

(noun) an asshole whomst diameter is 10x the size of the standard human asshole, usually via anal sex from another man; potentially sodomization

“Craig! Can you believe that Clayton got pegged by Jessica Ghobrial!”
“What?!? No way!! I don’t believe it!”
“Yeah! He’s a total tunnel ass now!”

by TonyHaver August 28, 2020

slot ass

1) An anus characterized by being long and narrow, like a coin slot, as opposed to a rosebud or starfish; description used by gay men to describe buttholes. 2) A bottom with a slot-shaped hole.

1) Joe has a theory that most bottoms are a slot ass and not a rosebud because a slot ass opens up better. 2) My little slot ass is coming over tonight.

by culero69 August 18, 2007

rocks the ass

1. A term used to describe something good that happened to you
2. Anal sex

1. Playing Doom rocks the ass.
2. Chad rocked the ass with Stacy last night.

by AcneAndAnthrax October 20, 2014

ass weasle

A term used to describe a sneaky ass fucking dick face

Look at Jeremy he is such an ass weasle.

by hellof oguy October 11, 2007

Slay Ass

to really be in the zone between the sheets; to fuck random broads

Tonight, all I want to do is slay ass.

by HoseheadMutt February 01, 2011

Bear's Ass

An individual, male or female, who has an extremely hairy ass. So hairy that it's like a thick beard from the pubic region, through the taint and up to the top of the ass crack.

How was your hook up last night with the chick you met on Tinder? She was hot broooohhh till I got them panties off and found a bear's ass. Nasty braaaahh. Did you hit it? Hell yea. She's a little matted and knotted up today.

by Eaton Holgoode March 07, 2017