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batman head

When a person that has their hair tied up in pigtails whom is simultaneously upside down and giving oral sex; the braids hanging in this way appear similar to Batman's ears - especially whence he is hanging upside down.
Bob: "Hey John, did you get batman head from that chick with pigtails from last night?"

John: "Why, yes - bob. When she hung her head upside down from the side of the bed so that I could more easily deepthroat her with my penis she looked just like Batman.
by Kushmode420 May 11, 2021
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cranking that batman

Yo i heard shorty cranking that batman.
by Naturebwoy June 2, 2008
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Batman

Batman dies in endgame
by IMBATMANFROMMARVEL November 16, 2023
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Batman

a mythical fatass that takes up more space than the observable universe
by batman hater March 30, 2025
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The golden Batman

Is a safe word for a friend group when you want them to shut up
by Coolfoot7398 May 13, 2024
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batman's parents

Batman's Parents: "Dead as hell".
by Beegshrekman August 4, 2022
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Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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