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While standing in the closet dress is your favorite superhero with a with a hole cut in the crotch watching two people have intercourse you masturbate vigorouslyinto each one of their shoes while maintaining a tight clench on your DC or marvel butt plug. At the end you jump out and say something like Shazam or gee Willis Batman and run away shamed by what you have done Allen crouch
Did you hear that somebody pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume the other day not in a pair of f****** doc martens the disgrace the funny thing is is that the butt plug fell out and it was a hello Kitty one not a DC One
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Batmanning

A two gay, two irl sex position. The girls both use the same double-ended dildo while each one blows one of the guys. Everyone is getting pleased. Called batmanning because I’m action, it somewhat looks like Batman’s insignia
Jill and I got together with Joe and Jane. We were batmanning all night long.
by Madmaximus February 16, 2020
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Batmaning

Standing on top of a building and looking down at a city for no explicable reason often to monologue or just pose.

Also known as, Dramatic High Perching, or spidermaning (although this typically involves a squat).
A: You see that new action movie?
B: Oh yeah, the main dude spends half the movie batmaning on buildings all around the city.
A: lol, looks cool though,
by Starkweather-G January 30, 2023
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Batman

Batman is a superhero, duh, he drives the bat mobile and likes to come out at night to destroy villains, most favorite, the Joker. He parades on his saving the world escapades dressed all in black, looking like a bat, obviously. Though during the day he leads his double life as a normal, handsome, hardworking man. So, he has a secret identity, but the real secret is many think his name is Bruce, but it's actually Paul.
Batman : Yes, so here's the thing, my name is Bruce.

Girl (who knows him) : No actually, it's Paul.

Batman : Shh, don't tell people it's fun having a secret, secret identity.

Girl : Right,... no one ever said you were sane...
by itstopsecretinformation July 12, 2013
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Batman-ness

Bat·man-ness/ (ˈbætˌmæn-nǝs) /
n.: The degree to which an individual has the quality of being availed to running along rooftops, aggressively deterring goons, thugs, henchmen, etc. or identifying and engaging a super-villain. Additional qualities may be extended to but not limited to: looking good in all black, having an unexplainably gravelly voice, wearing a cape and/or being outrageously wealthy-i.e., like Batman.

n.: The degree to which an object seems "cool" or interesting as though it could be owned by Batman and/or would be in his arsenal.
As young Keyron exited the store he announced with a swell of pride and his best gravelly voice "I am Batman!!!!" His proclamation inadvertently garnered the attention of his matriarchal parental unit who proceeded to stifle his Batman-ness by responding "If you don't stop yelling in these people parking lot, I am going to BAT THE PISS OUTCHOO..."
by Dragoncat14 June 10, 2020
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Batman

Batman, "The Bat", or Bruce Wayne, is a DC superhero who features Bruce Wayne, a rich man, who has the secret identity of Batman and has devoted his life to stop crime. Batman, instead of having powers, owns many realistic gadgets (ie. grappling hooks)and is an expert in hand to hand combat. The villains range from common drug dealers to psycho maniacs, such as the Joker. Batman has been featured in comics, video games, movies, TV shows, and more. Batman wears a bat-like mask and a dark cape which he uses to glide. In many peoples' opinions, Batman is the best superhero.
I just saw Batman glide overhead.
by Lord MI May 30, 2014
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Batmanning

The act of stretching ones sack over their partner and yelling where is she in their ear while they are in fear
Dude my girl didn’t expect the Batmanning yesterday
by TherapistRon July 17, 2020
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