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The Scumm Bar

The bar/tavern on the edge of town found on Mêlée Island in the fictional point and click adventure game monkey island byLucasFilm Games. This tavern is a popular haunt for many pirates including the three pirate leaders as well as some insanely drunk scallywag who is constantly spinning on the chandelier!
As the protagonist of the Monkey island series Guybrush Threepwood, you frequent the Scumm Bar often in the first game, on your quest to become a pirate of great renown/infamy.
The Scumm Bar also features, in my opinion, the besr musical score in the first game.
1)"Yaaargh, set sail for Mêlée Island and the Scumm Bar, where the Grog flows in amber/ nauseating green rivers!"

2)"Hand me a grog barkeep, with ten mugs if you please!"
by LeChuck MK5 July 18, 2010
mugGet the The Scumm Barmug.

bar wife

a female friend- not relative- that acts as your girlfriend/ wife, on nights that you were either too lame to get a date, or just cant get one. a bar wife can be used for a cover against a fat or ugly girl, but also as a wing man. And of course the night will end with no sex.
guy "hey, ashley wanna come be my bar wife tonight?"
girl "sure, but your not getting laid, and have to buy my drinks."
guy "i, know."
by st.lucifer January 15, 2012
mugGet the bar wifemug.

Dillie Bar

To take ones penis; pull back and fart blast on; then insert into your partners mouth.
Jonathan and Amanda were looking to spice things up so naturally Jonathan gave Amanda a dillie bar.
by FunnyStuffYo January 24, 2017
mugGet the Dillie Barmug.

Eskimo Bar

A frozen turd used for sodomy.
On the internet dating site Dennis listed a few of his favourite things: jazz, debating, long midnight walks, and a lover's nice cold eskimo bar slipping smoothly into his rectum.
by Angry Hungry October 20, 2008
mugGet the Eskimo Barmug.

In Between Bar

A bar where the music is too loud to talk, everyone is too white to dance, and there is nowhere to sit
Hey man, wanna go to the In Between Bar?

Fuck no
by rd19 February 28, 2011
mugGet the In Between Barmug.

barred VCR

An any-tape VCR turned to a VCR only for a porno when a porn tape is in the VCR and it gets stepped on.
I'll tell you the tale of barred vcr... Once R was home alone watching a barred and he forgot to take it out. The VCR was sitting on the floor when his mom stepped on it. It became a permanent porno-VCR... hence: barred VCR.

Dude, does Dan still have barred VCR?
by Steve the Mad Man January 2, 2006
mugGet the barred VCRmug.

mom bar

when you are riding in the front seat of you're moms car and she has to hit the brakes or do some crazy manuver to avoid something, then she stretches her arm across your chest holding you in your seat as if she was going to save your life.
dude some jerk whipped out in front of my moms mini van and i got the mom bar.
by drew2258 August 14, 2011
mugGet the mom barmug.

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