Dillie Bar

To take ones penis; pull back and fart blast on; then insert into your partners mouth.

Jonathan and Amanda were looking to spice things up so naturally Jonathan gave Amanda a dillie bar.

by FunnyStuffYo January 24, 2017

Eskimo Bar

A frozen turd used for sodomy.

On the internet dating site Dennis listed a few of his favourite things: jazz, debating, long midnight walks, and a lover's nice cold eskimo bar slipping smoothly into his rectum.

by Angry Hungry October 20, 2008

bar wife

a female friend- not relative- that acts as your girlfriend/ wife, on nights that you were either too lame to get a date, or just cant get one. a bar wife can be used for a cover against a fat or ugly girl, but also as a wing man. And of course the night will end with no sex.

guy "hey, ashley wanna come be my bar wife tonight?"
girl "sure, but your not getting laid, and have to buy my drinks."
guy "i, know."

by st.lucifer January 15, 2012

In Between Bar

A bar where the music is too loud to talk, everyone is too white to dance, and there is nowhere to sit

Hey man, wanna go to the In Between Bar?

Fuck no

by rd19 February 28, 2011

C Bar

Having or spending $100. C stands for "centum" the Latin word for 100. Bar stands for a bundle of bills. A C bar is different from a C note because it is multiple bills.

I dropped a c bar when I bought these pants.

My iPhone cost 4 C bars.

10 C bars = 1 G bar

by wxbeach October 30, 2011

barred VCR

An any-tape VCR turned to a VCR only for a porno when a porn tape is in the VCR and it gets stepped on.

I'll tell you the tale of barred vcr... Once R was home alone watching a barred and he forgot to take it out. The VCR was sitting on the floor when his mom stepped on it. It became a permanent porno-VCR... hence: barred VCR.

Dude, does Dan still have barred VCR?

by Steve the Mad Man January 2, 2006

100 bars

Roasting/making fun of.

“I pulled up on shorty, she was like “you ugly”, after that I gave her ass 100 bars”.

by Realchigga112 August 2, 2020