Pandemic Badonkanitis

Pandemic Bandokanitis... it's been plauging many these past two years, and I'm sorry that you've become affected.

Symptoms include:

Having a thick ass

Catching gazes with every step

Having songs written about that honky tonk badonka-donk

Becoming tiktok famous for, as they call it "That cake" and many more...

Is there a cure for being curvaceous and tantalizing? None really knows, but we are here for you and will support you along the way with every swing of your thicc as... I uh mean swing in your step, my bad🚶 ♂️ 🥵

Sheila: there she goes, with that pandemic badonkanitis, she's gotten so much cake from it!

Bart: I agree!

by Gaefaeinc March 4, 2022

trusty baboon

When you slap your mates ass pink and then stick your index finger up their ass to check their prostate and oil level because they trust you.

I went over to my mates house to get a trusty baboon and was pleasantly surprised with a Prostate massage.

by BigDicktonaryBoi May 15, 2022

bimbling baboon bozo

a person with 3 iq and wont shut up

Man 1: the dictionary definition of primates is (ect)
Man 2: shut up you bimbling baboon bozo know one cares

by The amibigous definitor June 26, 2022

Edie baboon

Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight

Man1: yo have you heard of that new Edie baboon girl?

Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.

by Ehjwhehehwbs September 16, 2022

Edie baboon

Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight

Man1: yo have you heard of that new Edie baboon girl?

Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.

by Ehjwhehehwbs September 16, 2022

Edie baboon

Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight

Man1: have you see that Edie baboon?

Man2: yeah man have you heard about the jelly punani myth?

Man1: HAVE I? Ovcourse I have that things a gargantuan gaping hole

by Ehjwhehehwbs September 22, 2022

Balcony Baboons

drunken goof losers who go out on their apartment balconies at night, all boozed and doped up, and making noise, and carrying on for hours, annoying all the other tennants of the building with their drunken noise and ignorant behavior.

The ignorant Balcony Baboons are home from the tavern, and now out on their balcony, drunk as skunks, and annoying all the rest of the tenents trying to get some sleep.

by Rory O'Doul October 7, 2022