Badger thighs

Typically an insult. Used to describe a person with one leg shorter than the other.

I was melloin down the street yeah when this badger thighs comes yelln at me like he’s havin a go at me I’m like mate take your quads and go back to ur ecosystem

by Rowdyman March 24, 2021

a badger

a person/ being who sleeps all day regardless of their priorities. They shed hair, eye lashes and contact lenses all year round, you will find their sheddings everywhere you go. This person/ being may also have slight traits of adhd. They have a certain nature about them which makes it obvious they are a badger.

hey look over there they could be a badger being.

by tidgems February 17, 2024

Orange badger

when your having sex with a liberal and before you finish you whisper Trump is your president in there ear and hold on

I was on a date and went back to her house and gave her an orange badger

by Bigbigk August 24, 2025

sam badger

shes rly annoying sometimes and makes you want to commit but she can be a great guy if she buys makeup and takes insta photos. sometimes sam like to go to the phillos to take more insta photos because she is a slut

"oh look its sam badger the slut"

by lambo nigs August 28, 2019

Badger

A black and white carnivores nocturnal animal, that is part of the weasel family. It also enjoys sexual activity with young female/male badgers.

Look a badger

by Beast653465 October 7, 2019

badger

When you get a new chevy silverado and develop an unhealthy overprotective attachment to the vehicle. You start day dreaming random people trying to damage or steal your new hunk of a truck and refer yourself attacking the pedestrians like a badger would do so.

" If anybody touches my truck I'm gonna jump em' like a badger! .....Speakin' of badgers...I gotta take a shit!"

by sir_kim January 20, 2008

Chocolate Badger

A women who wipes her vagina back to front.

That mong over there, she's got a chocolate badger!!!

by ZeroFluxGiven August 11, 2020