Maple Bars

1. A type of dough-nut
2. When a girl has such huge vajayjay lips that you can seee them through her pants, and it looks like she has two maple bars side by side in her pants.

Person#1 :"wow...look at that girls crotch, her camel-toe has reached a new level."

Person#2 : "Holy shit that girl has maple bars."

by Menthol 4 lIFE April 22, 2008

Bears

Its poop, shit, feces, crap, dookie, cosbys, browns and any other synonym for any of these words except for maybe cosbys: (Drop the cosbys off at the pool) and (take the browns to the superbowl) if you weren;t already aware of those phrases.

We're gonna make them eat our bears, then bear out our bears, then eat their bears which is made up of our bears that we made them eat.

by Badass Jack August 4, 2006

bears

n. Term for the use of fecal matter. The term has been used by such places as "South Park".

I had to drop the bears off at the superbowl.

by Wassabi June 11, 2006

bearse

1. (n) one who is older than time itself, lives in the basement of a school, and sings like a dying crow. Often forces children to line dance against their will.
2. (adj) one who has tentacles or an obscene amount of wrinkles; an intensely BEASTLY person, who is given to consuming small children whole in a rage

1. That bearse was alive before the dinosaurs
2. Don't go all bearse on me

by georhaaa June 14, 2008

BARSKINATION

The act of Barskinating or being Barskinated

Josh: What is your name?
Joel: BARSKINATOR
Josh: What do you do?
Joel: BARSKINATE
Josh: That's what i call BARSKINATION

by foshizzleminizzle November 4, 2009

Barse

When someone's arse is just an extension of their back, when it has no shape to it and isn't really a bottom at all.

Tayquandra: Omg Chris' Arse is Soooo flat it's just like his back ends at his legs!

Shawndria: Shit Girl! Chris has got a Barse!

by MaidenHaste81 June 22, 2016

Innocent Barstandercize

Made popular by the popular Chicago etiquette blog, Innocent Barstander.

-To publicly criticize someone whose public behavior is rude, obnoxious, or disruptive, often with comedic results.

-To exercise a deep passion for reinforcing proper etiquette in restaurants, bars, and clubs, such as how much to tip, how to dress, how loudly to speak when ordering drinks, etc. by chastising offenders.

That obnoxious woman is being a real cunt to her date and their waiter. I'm gonna go Innocent Barstandercize her ass. Meet me outside.

by strjock81 June 6, 2011