After your girl's asleep or passed-out, you cum on her eye-lids, so when she wakes up the next morning, it's dried and she can't open her eyes.
by W. Free December 29, 2007

by baugh March 27, 2004

one of the sickest bands i have listened to along with Inflames, Children of Bodom, Dimmu Borgir, and Cradle of Filth
by JeVoNeR September 12, 2003

by Chuman_slayer November 5, 2005

when you tell someone to turn around for what ever fake purpose(to check out a chick or to see if they know a person or to see a fight) when they realize that nothing is behind them they turn back around when they do you already have your middle finger in there face. so not only do they not see a fight but also get flipped off. its a great asshole-move.
dumb friend: hey man wazzup?
Asshole: not much dude, do you see that bitchs ass over there(points behind his friend)?
dumb friend (turns,looks around a little realizes there is no hot chick so he turns back around to see his asshole friend flipping him off and now the friend feels like a dumbfuck (which he is) he also feels embarassed).
Asshole friend: you just got blind fucked cocksucker.
Asshole: not much dude, do you see that bitchs ass over there(points behind his friend)?
dumb friend (turns,looks around a little realizes there is no hot chick so he turns back around to see his asshole friend flipping him off and now the friend feels like a dumbfuck (which he is) he also feels embarassed).
Asshole friend: you just got blind fucked cocksucker.
by the prick from WKnoxville October 23, 2008

by yepitsmedude22 December 10, 2009

by Zxti December 31, 2016
