heard it before

the prefect comeback to a statement to spark a further conversation, mainly used by millennials

Seth "Did you know I can bench double my weight"?

Daniel "heard it before"

by Jones_Liam November 19, 2018

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

lick before you lap

The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.

Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!

by QuacksO July 09, 2018

Example before definition

1) I'm gonna create a word
2) What is it gonna be?
1) Example before definition

When you switch the definition and example you get example before definition

by Saetern May 30, 2018

hold before blow it

Holding it (like a handjob) before blwoing it (like a blowjob, obviously)

Like the bases in sex bases or whatever.

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"I hold before blow it!" - Bella Swan

by AngelsFuckingPrincesses August 12, 2011

Before face

The face you make directly after intercourse when your partner leaves you unfulfilled sexually.

My face was the same before and after sex. Sucks to be before faced.

by Only2cm January 01, 2019

Hos before Homework

Part of the collegiate trifecta of bros, hos, homework. In this instance, it refers to the preference that many males have for boning with their lady friends (aka hos) instead of doing their work. Also said when describing plans that will result in the act of copulation at the expense of getting an F.

"Hey dude, she called me up again. Yeah, I know I've got a problem set, but her tits were looking pretty juicy the other day. It's definitely a hos before homework situation."

by Yosemitic January 13, 2010