simon

simon er carls cumslut

hey cumslut, wait oh you mean simon

by smegmaboyyyyyyyyytssotuff April 7, 2025

Simon

Simons are neat, tidy, and crazy. They are tall and they often times wear the classic black shorts. They hate everyone, except people they have formed specific attachments to. But when he loves you, there is no other feeling that's better. Simons crack jokes and game whenever they can. They are usually loud and sometimes obnoxious, and they ignore those who serve them no interest. If you are a Simon, you are very honest, but a vibe. ✨

a human: he's like nothing i've ever seen before, his name must be Simon

by honeyshortcake November 30, 2022

Simon

This guy that goes to riverside and has a very nice jiggly ting on the back. Everyone wants to give him brain.

Simon fucked a dog.

Simon shot a nigga.

by that nigga nick the dick November 21, 2021

Simone

A girl who is kind and cute. She is supportive and chases after her dreams. But be aware, she is a whiny baby that constantly needs some sort of attention. Call her in the morning! :)

Example: "HELP HELP, I HAVE A RASH FROM TUMERIC" (Simone). Me: OOOHHH MY GOOOD ARE YOU KIDDING ME!

by BeckhamSalinger September 12, 2020

simon chater

Nice dick, shame about the face.
Little creepy, kinda like a horny Joseph Fritzl. If you close your eyes whilst fucking him though, he’ll fuck you into next week.

That perv at the pub last night was a total Simon Chater. 5 more pints and I would’ve taken him home and had the time of my life.

by 00Daddy November 22, 2019

Simon's cat

Animation which is about a cat and its owner Simon.

Look at that Kitten from Simon's cat! Isn't it so cute?

by Erica💐 June 5, 2017

Simon

Simon is the best guy on earth. Everone likes him and want to get his children. In the group of his friends, he is the most clever and best looking one. His knowledge and genious is astonishing and has an unbelievable humor.

No other Person is as good as Simon.

by Geilertyp69 November 22, 2021