i am a hacker

What you say in a chatroom when you have a death wish.

Noob 1 : I WILL DDOS YOUR MOM!
Noob 2 : I am a hacker too...
This chat has been shut down by the FBI

by Node13 November 9, 2018

I am pog

Yes u are and so am I. But I bet we are more bored than pog.

bob: I am pog
Billy: yes u are
Bob: :)
billy: :)

by i give up on finding a name January 21, 2021

i am not reading this

When you don’t want to read something

This is really long I am not reading this

by Kob07 May 21, 2018

i am superior

I am better then you in multiple ways. you will NEVER be better then me. You are a pathetic worm compared to me.

Person 1: i am superior
Person 2: omg i sorry ! bwye ;(

by awhhgreyy March 7, 2022

i am confussion

When the wierd russian lady thinks you have a big dong then finds out that its small

You said it was but, i am confussion

by heydaddyiwannadie February 5, 2018

I am not suicidal

A phrase commonly said before a person exposes or speaks about possibly damaging information, usually related to the government or one of its agencies.

John: "I am not suicidal; I have 100% legitimate proof the CIA assassinated Jeffery Epstein"

The CIA: "Damn, how are we going to take him out now!"

by JohnFortniteKennedy December 27, 2022

Back Am I

Usually used by someone with negative IQ and it should mean that that person is back to talk after doing some shit.

someone: stop with that and tell me the truth!
someone else: calm down, I'm just studying portuguese!

After 6 hours:
That second person: Back Am I

by opah :( May 18, 2020