alearda

shes amazing in every aspect and very funny.everyone loves her and shes loyal af.sometimes shes a bit delusional but thats alright

alearda:that austrian painter guy was such an inspiration!!

by cod lover 420 February 26, 2023

albear

puerto rican chick who gets rammed by a best friend.

Yo you heard bout the albear gettin rammed last night?!

by whats goody November 4, 2008

Alarm-playa

Definition of an alarm-playa is someone who has a semi busy day planned, so sets their alarm earlier than normal. When it comes to tha alarm in the morning they press the snooze button several times, playing wit the structure of the day.

arrh man my hole days cocked up now, new i should never of been no alarm-playa

by mezalong March 9, 2009

alarmclophobia

a fear of the alarming noise that a clock emits in the morning to wake oneself up. ( not to be mistaken with alarmclockphobia)

like omg my friend katie has the worst alarmclophobia i've ever seen

by huntzwild July 20, 2010

Alarm Cock

The act of waking up your girlfriend or wife for morning sex before her alarm clock goes off.

I woke up my wife with the "Alarm Cock" for a quicky before she got up to get ready for work.

by JBirch82 July 19, 2012

Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle

The act of rolling over and clinging to the other person in bed with you when the alarm clock sounds. This type of hug resembles a spoon technique, with a strong resemblance to the way young monkeys cling to their mother in the wild.

When the xylophone alarm clock went off, I gave Sandy the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle. I didn't want her to get up, so I pulled her close as she hit the snooze button.

When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.

by Flightnursejim December 3, 2013

alarm buddy

Someone who calls you early in the morning or late at night to wake you up (not a booty call.)

Tashi uses an alarm buddy to wake up early for work

by DogVsCat1954 June 10, 2014