Alcohol the cause and solution to life’s problems

Alcohol the cause and solution of all of life’s problems: Quoted by the famous Sherlock Holmes, and homer simpson it shows how drinking can temporarily make you forget your troubles… but usually ends up creating even bigger ones. Perfect for anyone who’s learned the hard way that booze is a double-edged sword.

Lee: Bruv, I love drinking beer, it makes me forget all my problems… but next thing you know, you’ve spent loads of money, been sick, lost your wallet, upset your Mrs… and somehow you’ve got even more problems than when you started. LOL.

Frank: Yes, bruv… you know what they say Alcohol the cause and solution to life’s problems .

Lee: Init bruv LOL.

Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese February 3, 2026

Alcoholiday

A holiday where you hang out at bars and drink all day.

An alcoholiday is where you don’t go sightseeing but just hang out at bars and drink on your holidays.

by Traceless February 6, 2026

Alcoholism

Alcoholism (ăl′kə-hô-lĭz″my), is the ideological belief that Alcohol is the solution to many or all problems that face the world. Famous alcoholics include Ulysses S. Grant, Vincent Van Gogh, and Bob from the bar down the street.

"The ideology of alcoholism first came to prevalence during the economic turmoil of the early 20th century" -Giorgio A. Tsoukalos, History's Alcoholics, History Channel

by Uncle_Samuel1108 November 7, 2025

anal alcohol

The act of jamming alcohol into you butthole!

Wow my bum sure is drunk thanks to anal alcohol

by CarlosSpiceyWiener December 4, 2016

assorted alcohol

A variety of alcohol which one would bring to a party

Female:What do you consider "assorted alcohol"? Lol

Experienced Male: A good variety of alcohol one would bring to a party. Like your brothers 18th birthday party.

by My wallet has a cactus in it July 9, 2017

Weekend Alcoholist

A person who lives a normal life on weekdays, but at the weekend gets so drunk that he/she forgets what happend to him (this whole act happens at home, lonely andwhile playing online games). The preferred beverage is usually beer.

Person 1: Oi where tf is Mike
Person 2: He is a Weekend alcoholist, so probably drinking at home

by Fannyeater34 October 6, 2018

abolish alcohol august

Abolish august alcohol is the ultimate challange for alcoholics and eastern europeans
Rules:No alcohol its simple

Plecase dad just stop drinking

Is that russian guy in abolish alcohol august?

by Ani gucci November 7, 2018