When Sarah Palin cut expenditure on facilities for disabled kids (despite having a disbled child herself), and used taxpayers' money to add luxuries to an airport that only she and a of her few local voters used instead, the taxpayers felt like they had been fucked in the ass by a strap-on on Sarah Palin's Alaskan pork barrel
by bealfakelesbian September 17, 2009
The act of running up to your girlfriend, knocking her out before she can see you and having anal or vaginal sex in the doggy style position. This position is picked because in the unlikely event that she regains consious, you can again punch her in the back of the head before she realizes who is sodomizing her.
*note - a support will be needed for her torso if the doggy style position is to be successful.
*note - a support will be needed for her torso if the doggy style position is to be successful.
by ussoldier104PATCH October 23, 2008
when a woman is extremely hairy, to the point where they look like they are wearing a bear pelt for a coat.
girl 1: OMG where did you get that bear pelt?
girl 2: what are you talking about? im naked
girl 1: gross... you have an alaskan fur coat goin on!
girl 2: what are you talking about? im naked
girl 1: gross... you have an alaskan fur coat goin on!
by capri sun November 27, 2006
An Alaskan Klondike Bar is when you save up your Cum in a container over time, then freeze it to the shape of a klondike bar. Then when you take a Shit you roll it out with a pizza roller, then put it on the outside of the Cum to make it look like a klondike bar. Then you can choose to eat it or give it to someone.
by Virgin Stonecypher November 23, 2011
by Tanner Simonovich October 05, 2011
this is the act where you revieve head from a girl, or a guy if you swing that way. when nearing climax, you clamp them on your weiner from the top of their head and their chin with your hands and say "I have Aids" which then they will blow it out their nose. like a dragon
by FarmerCharmer October 16, 2012
When you create a mold of your wang, and then fill it with water. Freeze it over night, and then pull it out of the mold and use it as a dildo.
by Dr. Who Man January 09, 2009