california ice age

when you take a dust off can and put it upside down while spraying it on your "partners" pubs

That guy gave me a california ice age last night!!

by laurbrit January 12, 2008

Prime Number Age Theory

A widespread theory/belief that states, "One has better luck when their age is that of a prime number"

When someone is of an age that is a prime number, they can truly say that they are in their "prime year". This applies to both luck, fortune, and overall charisma. It's a good time to buy a lottery ticket or open a fortune cookie, and to try new things.

A 'Prime Number' is a number only divisible by itself and one.

Ex. 1,2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,23,29,31,37,41,43,47,53,59,61,67,71,73,79,83,89,97, etc....

"Happy 31st Birthday, you know what that means?"

"Of course I do! I subscribe to the same PRIME NUMBER AGE THEORY as you! This year is gonna rawk!"

**HIGH FIVE**

by ryanabrk March 5, 2015

middle aged man

a person with no life, a shitty job, and is a drunk

That gut looks like a middle aged man.

by lifestyle_thot February 25, 2018

new age retro hippie

An enemy in the SNES game EarthBound. This tree-hugging freak has 87HP and sometimes drops freakin' rulers. Th

Ness tried PSI Rockin' Omega!
Holy crap! 999HP damage to the New Age Retro Hippie!
Whoa, who knew it could hit that high?

by King, Ness's dog August 21, 2007

modern day ice age

To be living in poverty

Its a modern day ice age out here

by Sweat1 January 18, 2008

Thighler Skully Age Postulate

Also known as the T-SAP, this is known as the action of underachieving by going for girls younger than the girls you went for the previous year.

oh thats right, tyler likes them younger and younger that Thighler Skully Age Postulate-ing mofo

by SIGMA_ALPHA_OMEGA_BABYYYY December 11, 2010

sid from ice age

When a Rick And Morty fan gets triggered by a frog on a Unicycle being a gender and he nuts to oblivion and ends up in an alternate dimension filled with fidget spinning, Minecraft playing, thicc, Maui’s.

I talked to that Sid from ice age. He is very weird.

by Fhdhdjdh November 25, 2017