i am confussion

When the wierd russian lady thinks you have a big dong then finds out that its small

You said it was but, i am confussion

by heydaddyiwannadie February 5, 2018

Am I an Idiot?

This is the most common question asked if your friend says you're an idiot, so what is the real answer?

Most likely, yes. Friends know you better, and are 99% of the time correct!
So stop crying, and find a better friend.

"Dude, you are a fucking idiot."
"Ow, ok..."
Ok, so now you are probably asking yourself that wuestion: Am I an Idiot? Here are the results.
*searches Am I an Idiot on the urban dictionary*
"Well ok, they said I need a new friend. Bye!

by Toffita2019 May 16, 2020

Back Am I

Usually used by someone with negative IQ and it should mean that that person is back to talk after doing some shit.

someone: stop with that and tell me the truth!
someone else: calm down, I'm just studying portuguese!

After 6 hours:
That second person: Back Am I

by opah :( May 18, 2020

I AM ATOMIC!

Let's go! "Eminence in Shadow" is another one. He's got the slime! He's got the asmr-girl harem! And he's a bit of a sociopath... But that's ok!

Hym "I AM ATOMIC!"

Iam "Can you stop? You've been running around screaming that for-"

Hym "I AM ATOMIC!" 🤜😖

Iam "Ow..."

Hym "I AM ATOMIC!!!"

by Hym Iam October 28, 2023

am i bread

basically what am i doing here 💀 when you see a cute couple , and you think why dont i have that

*cute couple on tiktok* am i bread ?

by hekshdks November 5, 2023

I am not suicidal

A phrase commonly said before a person exposes or speaks about possibly damaging information, usually related to the government or one of its agencies.

John: "I am not suicidal; I have 100% legitimate proof the CIA assassinated Jeffery Epstein"

The CIA: "Damn, how are we going to take him out now!"

by JohnFortniteKennedy December 27, 2022

I am somone

One of the hottest and sexiest people you will ever meet. If you ever see one, you should give him free robux and loomians as it will grant you amazing rng and luck for the rest of your lives.

I am somone is the hottest person in the world

by I am somone June 29, 2022