Wank Fluid

The substance a man will ejaculate after masturbating. Otherwise known as sperm or jizz .

"I was pulling on my dick for about ten minutes last night before I ejected my wank fluid."

by odin_191 May 17, 2015

wank paddock

truck stop

the wank paddock was full of trucks with the curtains closed.
in the middle of the day.

by decembeard December 10, 2012

Wet wank

A line used by Dave the sailor to describe visiting an Asian hooker.

Dave: we're coming into port..

John: yeah I know.

Dave: fancie a shave and a wet wank?

by Pablotescobar November 26, 2021

passive wank

A passive wank or passivewank (verb) is the action of masturbating whilst also partaking in a specifically intellectual activity, so much so that the act of masturbating becomes an afterthought

"Matt! Why are you passive wanking?! We're trying to do surgery here!"

by spoons2424 January 12, 2017

Slippy Wank

A super special wank where the lady oils her hands up and slowly wanks off her lucky fella to a huge jizz explosion

Kate thought she would spoil Danny by oiling up for a nice slow saturday night slippy wank. Jizz got EVERYWHERE.

by Misskittybubble December 02, 2018

flop wank

masturbating with a flaccid penis

He couldn't get it up, so he had a flop wank and hoped for the best.

by Ryem January 21, 2016

Diamond Wank

A prolonged wanking experience in which legs are placed into a diamond position. Invented by Diamond Dave

I’m off for a diamond wank

by Rourkenator November 12, 2021