POTATO FLAKES

The dried up Man Residue on a chick's stomach when she wakes up after a drunken orgy.

When her drunk ass finally woke up, she could peel the potato flakes off like snake skin

by Semen Demon September 30, 2003

strain the potatoes

to urinate

My bladder is bursting, I have to strain the potatoes

by Banana Bender 63 April 23, 2018

Potato Regime

Coined by Salty Cracker to refer to Joe bidens so called "presidency" we all know Kamala is the real one pulling strings.

Joe Biden Rejected a Pipeline, what a potato regime.

by SomeRetard101 January 25, 2021

potato salad

booty

its salad that has potatoes in it. thats potato salad

by bomberboi March 14, 2019

potato-phobia

A term wich means fear of potatoes, which is most likely caused by the Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun manga, which is a very triggering comedy angst manga. The phobia is recognized to have started at the 18th of January 2021. People with this phobia will start stabbing any potatoes at sight, cry, and may possibly start manifesting the word ‘curry’ . These people might also have clinical depression.

“It seems as if that person is infected by potato-phobia.”

“Ah really? Must be having a hard time.”

by Mitsumom January 19, 2021

lazy potato

someone who has no life and sits on the couch and looks resembles a potato

person one:"wow is that a potato!"
person two:"no its just jim he hasn't gone outside in a month"
jim:"hey do you two mind handing me the chips over there i would but its to far"
jim's mom:"YOUR 22 GO GET A LIFE JIM! AND STOP BEING A LAZY POTATO"

by da cancer of life January 26, 2018

potato dust

(collective noun) individually small pieces of leftover chips left in the bottom of the bag, often no more than a half-inch by inch or smaller, which make up half the weight but 1/8 the space of every bag of chips, doritoes, pretzels or other snack material; forces those eating to pick up small stacks or awkwardly held bunches if you want to use the dip. (See also corn dust) Causes greasy fingers.

I accidentally dropped a bag of chips and created more potato dust at the bottom.

by phillydrifter September 2, 2010