Girl i wanna take that pussy for a taste drive just to see how good it is. I’m gonna take my girl out for a taste drive so I can try that pussy just like test driving a car gotta drive it to see if it’s worth keeping so I gotta try the pussy to see if she’s worth keeping around
by Erock8435 December 18, 2019

When you're taking a shit and trying to concentrate but your cat keeps licking the door, making a sound you imagine is something else, something sinister and evil. Your shit taking becomes less peaceful and, perhaps, a source of profound shame.
"Thanks, fucking cat, for the Amish drive by.... Now I'll feel like I still have to shit for the rest of the day."
by Mars-El September 28, 2023

by J. A. T. C. O. November 23, 2019

Jeff: Sup
Me: nm chilling
Jeff <AUTO-REPLY> : brb, ran up to 3rd floor quick...
Me: ARRR!!!
Me: whats with this drive by IM'ing?
Me: nm chilling
Jeff <AUTO-REPLY> : brb, ran up to 3rd floor quick...
Me: ARRR!!!
Me: whats with this drive by IM'ing?
by kash_04 May 21, 2011

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by Bunkey58 September 3, 2022
