skull murphy

1.to receive awesome oral sex.

2.to wear a skeleton mask while performing oral sex on you partner.

"that chick go hard, she gave me the ill skull murphy.

by palice October 23, 2012

Milo Murphy's Law

Final Destination for kids

milo murphy's law sucks bruh

by Geometry dashing June 29, 2025

Murphy

The prettiest girl ever. She will rock your world and has the best humor. She can turn any circumstance into something hilarious, always knowing how to put a smile on your face. She’s always there for you no matter what and has such a big heart. She may be slightly self conscious but she doesn’t let that effect her vibes. She loves her friends and would do so much for them. She also knows how to be a badass and is hot asf.

Murphy is so pretty! I wish I could be like her.

by Gangchainsmoke55555 April 6, 2020

brooke murphy

someone who is beautiful and sweet and belongs to tyler cutts

wow that’s tylers girlfriend brooke murphy

by hahhwbebbtjuvcf August 25, 2021

Murphy's Law of Spares

"If you buy just one of something, you will surely break it almost immediately, but if you buy one or more "spare" items to have "just in case", your "initial" item will miraculously escape damage no matter how many mishaps you endure, and thus those duplicate items will merely gather dust in the garage or at the back of your desk-drawer."

I have always tried to handle objects gently and carefully, but due to extreme forgetfulness and physical/mental/emotional infirmities, I tend to "be rough on my stuff" --- sitting/stepping on unobserved items, blundering into objects as I'm groggily stumbling to the bathroom in the middle of the night, soiling items or spilling/dropping stuff, etc., and so I occasionally attempt to "prepare for the future" by acquiring spares of the types of items which I typically seem to damage or break; only prob is that just as soon as I do "lay in for a rainy day" like that, the "currently-being-used" object that I had been procuring said spares for NEVER SEEMS TO ACTUALLY SUSTAIN SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE, and so all of those extras that I'd carefully tucked away just "sit there for decades"... talk about a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Spares"!

by QuacksO November 23, 2018

Brody Murphy

Fat bitch who argues with his fat sumo wrestler brother Kohan. He eats so much purple Doritos his family is going into debt and eats cheeseburgers lol o no

Brody murphy

by Maxtonbutler November 26, 2023

Eddie murphy scary

Scary in an Eddie Murphy kind of way.

The girl was scary like Eddie Murphy, especially when she got so serious, as she called it. She was Eddie Murphy scary.

by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021