Dylan

A boy with a short stumpy chode and one lonesome pube. He's extremely passionate about his opinions, all of which are about food.

Girl#1: can I borrow a pair of tweezers?
Girl#2: yeah why?
Girl#3: I want to wank of dylan.

by bluewaffle June 6, 2017

Dylan

Commonly known throughout his friend group as an asshole. He is very mean to many of his friends. He is good at sports, mostly just gymnastics because he's gay.

"Look at that faggot, he reminds me of Dylan!"

by muhu_ March 31, 2020

Dylan

Dylan is very loveable guy ,extremly hot ,usally loves a sweet girl usally in love with girps name sophia

Girl:Damn i wander is he single .
Other girl :is he a dylan

Sophia:ya but he is dating me

by Zepher232128 July 5, 2018

Dylan

A cheap pathetic ugly nasty dirty mean douchbag dickface shit head ball licking dick sucking asshole who doesn't know to stop dipping his dick in anything with a pulse.

"Dylan is a fucking idiot"

by Longshlongdingdongmylordyitsso July 20, 2018

Dylan

A dumbass that gets suspended from school because he is a lonely peice of humaness

Dylan is a dumbass shit that gets suspended

by PpSucFortnite69 May 21, 2018

dylan

Has a chode
is gay
jk
usually an amazing person, loves memes, has a great taste in music and is the nicest person u could meet.
will often make jokes about u but doesnt mean any of it. he has a great sense of humour and has a great personality in general. hes usually really fit and or is really really attractive. doesnt usually have any insecurities, none that are shown anyways. hes very confident and outgoing. He is very smart and loves video games.

wow hes so fit, he must be a dylan

by Xo.erxn May 12, 2018

Dylan

Dylan’s are really good friends. They will always check up on you when you look sad, and will always be there for you. They are the biggest simps, they would rather be with their crush than their friends, and will do anything to try and get with that person. They are pretty smart and care about how they do in school. They’re innocent and don’t get into a lot of drama, but they can still have a laugh. They are actually really fun to be around. If you know a Dylan, you’re one lucky person

Friend 1 : Dylan has blown us off again to hang with that girl
Friend 2 : He’s such a simp

by Tiktok Girl May 28, 2020