3rd Floor

Simply put, the floor the goes unsearched. Any Salty Jake knows that there are never victims on the 3rd floor of a house fire. Residents know to leave a building, especially the 3rd floor if it is the fire floor, so a Salty Jake knows not to waste his time searching more than 2 floors.

A kid almost died on the 3rd floor.

by eggplantsucks June 7, 2018

December 3rd

National be very nice to your crush day

*helps crush*

Crush: thanks but why did you help me?

You: it’s December 3rd!

by Henry beZzos December 1, 2021

December 3rd

The day Juan “manny” Flores was born, he’s got the biggest cock on planet earth and he will go down as a legend -Larry bittleman of the year 2036

December 3rd is the day we worship the almighty juan flores

by Won’t let me use my real name November 23, 2021

May 3rd

National send titty pics day

May 3rd

by JEFF JEFFY JEFFERSON May 3, 2022

3rd december

its my birthday adjsksdk - vix

"whens your birthday?" "oh, my birthday is on the 3rd december"

by vixlovesmitski August 13, 2022

Every 3rd letter

Did you not get it?

Hym "Every 3rd letter? Did you get it when I did it?"

by Hym Iam March 14, 2023

Law of 1/3rd

The ratio of people you are allowed to sleep with when drunk versus amount when sober. The drunk equivalant of sleeping with one person while sober is sleeping with three people.

Based on the Law of 1/3rd I'm not a slut, I only slept with six guys when i was drunk!

by crownman June 18, 2011