October 26

This is the national anal day so fuck any nigga you want

Him: Hey Nigga wanna do some hardcore anal
The homie: fuck yeah
The homie: pulls down pants
Him:inserts cock and starts to drill his ass
Homie: wait it’s not October 26 it’s the 25

Them: of fuck my ass really?

by Jakepaulisgay6909 October 25, 2019

September 26

This is national go back 7 days day. known as September 19th.

September 26= September 19

by Your Savior is Here September 24, 2025

February 26

The day you should send your boyfriend a picture of your soapy tits

“Send them on February 26!”

by iLoveSoapyTits February 15, 2024

MARCH 26

SLAP YOUR LEAST FAVORITE TEACHER DAY

March 26 , you can slap your least favorite teacher no consequences.

by Abbymom March 5, 2025

November 26

The birthday of a legend.

Boy: Hey, it’s November 26
Girl: Indeed. The birthday of a legend.

by Swaggy Sagittarius November 24, 2021

HORTON HEARS A WHO! SCENE 26:46:3.

PAUL WELLER WAS SHOCKED FROM BEHIND IN A FAMILY FILM CALLED HORTON HEARS A WHO!

PAUL WELLER FROM HORTON HEARS A WHO!

IS THIS

gary: hey frank black of pixies!, HOW DO YOU FEEL?

frank black of pixies: OH HI GARY!, I FEEL LIKE HORTON HEARS A WHO! SCENE 26:46:3.!.

by Andy the shed August 15, 2022

November 26

national kiss your best friend day

bestie 1: it's november 26, wanna kiss?
bestie 2: sure

by owen opp like the opera November 21, 2021