by Ballsack17 May 20, 2015

(Sometimes shortened to just "woo") A catch-all term for all the non-scientific, magical-thinking, mystical bullshit that human beings the world over believe in, that should have been dispensed with a LONG time ago by anyone with half a brain, but annoyingly still persists into the 21st century. Includes tarot, astrology, crystal vibrations, fortune telling, reiki, alternative medicine, ghosts, Ouija boards, palm-reading, seances, homeopathy, and all other similar flavors of total horseshit. Importantly, does NOT include religion, because religion is a whole other, higher echelon of irrational thinking that is its own separate category.
Dumbass: I aligned my third, fourth and seventh chakras on the cusp of Taurus and communed with my dead ancestors, who told me that you will have good fortune in the coming year. Now give me your money, please.
Rational Person: Get out of here with that woo-woo shit.
Rational Person: Get out of here with that woo-woo shit.
by q359 July 25, 2023

When you're using auto-suggestions in Skype chat and it breaks itself by constantly suggesting "Woo!"
by PineappleLimonov April 6, 2019

How a majority of humans born in the country of Britain (otherwise known as England) pronounce the word "water".
They may also use "wootuh", which is very similar, although the T is actually used rather than being silent.
They may also use "wootuh", which is very similar, although the T is actually used rather than being silent.
by SeriousMANBOT March 8, 2021

When a person who is completely against marriage gets swept off of their feet by the individual of their dreams and wants to marry this person more then anything they’ve ever dreamt of.
by TVICH April 30, 2024

by Kaah252 December 20, 2016

Woo is a gang that stands for We One Order, and in Brownsville, there is a second gang called We On Our Own, but both gangs are allied. They are made up of Crips and Bloods, and beef with Choos, Blixkys, and GDs. Most notable members are Pop Smoke, Fivio Foreign, Rah Swish, Sosa Geek, Fetty Luciano, etc.
Pop Smoke: Man I feel like killing a choo today, Big Woo forever
Fetty Luciano: For real, lets go take a trip on their block
Fetty Luciano: For real, lets go take a trip on their block
by gamermerch83 May 10, 2022
